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Balloon Birthdays Bite!

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£1.10 (£1.32 inc VAT)
(£1.32 inc VAT)
BIRTHBITE
4 item(s)
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Make a bold and cheeky statement with the ‘Birthdays Bite!’ Foil Balloon – a perfect touch for anyone celebrating with humour. Featuring vibrant print on durable foil, this balloon suits all ages and party themes. Its round shape and vivid design make it a standout decoration or gift accent. Wired seams allow you to shape and position it creatively, whether inflated with helium or air. Easy to reuse and store, it’s both practical and playful. Ideal for birthday parties, surprise events, or simply bringing a grin to someone’s face, it’s a great way to say, “let’s celebrate – but be real!”

Product Features:

  • Height: Approx. 18 inches
  • Colour: Multi with bold lettering
  • Message: “Birthdays Bite!”
  • Material: High-quality foil
  • Inflation: Helium or air compatible
  • Wired seams: For flexible shaping and secure placement
  • Reusable and easy to deflate

Product Uses:

  • Humorous birthday party décor
  • Fun addition to birthday balloon bouquets
  • Bold centrepiece for casual celebrations
  • Gift topper with personality
  • Perfect for party photos and social media moments

UK Mainland Delivery Options

We offer fast, reliable delivery to suit both trade and hobby customers. Prices shown include and exclude VAT for clarity.

  • Delivery from £5.95 (boxed)
  • FREE UK delivery on orders over £75 (ex. VAT)
  • Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 12pm (Mon–Fri)
  • Secure pallet shipping used for larger orders where applicable
  • ✅ Each vase is individually packed in protective polystyrene moulds
Service Ex. VAT Inc. VAT
Standard Delivery (2–3 working days) £5.95 £7.14
Next Working Day (Mon–Fri, order by 12pm) £9.95 £11.94
Next Day by 12pm £18.95 £22.74
Saturday Delivery (order by Friday 12pm) £18.95 £22.74
FREE Standard Delivery on orders over £75 ex. VAT £0.00 £0.00

Popular Uses

  • ✅ Elegant floral centrepieces for weddings, receptions, and events
  • ✅ Vertical flower displays in hotel lobbies or retail settings
  • ✅ Pillar candle holders for restaurant tables and venue décor
  • ✅ Stylish arrangements with foliage, water, pebbles, or LED lights
  • ✅ Ideal for hire businesses – sturdy and easy to clean

Care & Usage Tips

  • ✅ Wash with warm soapy water before first use
  • ✅ Hand wash only – not suitable for dishwashers
  • ✅ Dry thoroughly to prevent water spots and streaking
  • ✅ Avoid stacking – edges may chip if knocked or rubbed together
  • ✅ For floral use, choose a vase height that complements the stem length – ideally, 1/2 to 2/3 of the stem should be above the rim
  • ✅ Suitable for pillar candles – ensure candle base is smaller than the internal diameter and always place on a stable, heatproof surface
  • ✅ Always supervise lit candles and keep them away from flammable materials

Frequently Asked Questions

✅ Do I need a trade account to order?
No – anyone can order from our website. We serve florists, event professionals, businesses, and hobbyists alike. You’ll automatically benefit from volume discounts without needing to register as a trade customer.

✅ Are your prices inclusive of VAT?
No – all product prices are shown excluding VAT by default. VAT is calculated at checkout. If you are VAT-registered, you can reclaim VAT as normal.

✅ Do you offer discounts for bulk orders?
Yes – many of our products have tiered pricing. The more you buy, the less you pay per unit. These discounts are automatically applied at checkout.

✅ What are your delivery options?
We offer standard, next-day, and Saturday delivery across the UK. Orders over £75 (ex. VAT) qualify for free standard delivery. Larger orders are shipped via pallet when appropriate.

✅ How quickly do you dispatch orders?
Orders placed before 12pm (Monday–Friday) are typically dispatched the same day. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.

✅ Can I return unwanted items?
Yes – we accept returns on unused products within 14 days of delivery. Please contact us before returning goods so we can advise on the best method.

✅ Do you sell to the general public?
Yes – we welcome both trade and retail customers. Whether you're decorating for a wedding, stocking a flower shop, or just getting creative, you're in the right place.

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